FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: APRIL 1, 2008

Apple and Microsoft have finally buried the hatchet, hung up their greedy nature for the bottom line and released a 100% free open source operating system, S.U.C.K.S. This is an abbreviation for Standard Universal Computer Kakistocracy System.

S.U.C.K.S. will employ all the best features of both the Microsoft Windows and the Apple Mac OS X operating systems into one convenient free operating system that will run on any personal computer.

Such features will include:

* Your choice of wait cursors when apps fail to work, the “beach ball of doom” or the “hourglass of agony”

* When a USB device is connected, S.U.C.K.S. will detect it but yet show up absolutely nowhere in the operating system as an accessible device

* Windows Media Player and iTunes are now combined into one program, Blended Logic Oscillator With Sound (B.L.O.W.S.)

…and many more features you’ve grown to know and love. Watch for it soon as a torrent download!

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