Comments on: Aw, Snap! Will Your Electronics Survive The Cold? http://www.pcmech.com/article/aw-snap-will-your-electronics-survive-the-cold/ Tech Powered Life... Simplified Sat, 09 Feb 2013 03:19:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 By: Anonymoushttp://www.pcmech.com/article/aw-snap-will-your-electronics-survive-the-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-76955 Anonymous Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:23:00 +0000 http://www.pcmech.com/?p=15091#comment-76955 Now, now. . .Movies are  made by committee nowadays. And LAWYERS are always on ANY Committee. And Verizon has LOTS of Lawyers. Now, now. . .Movies are  made by committee nowadays. And LAWYERS are always on ANY Committee. And Verizon has LOTS of Lawyers.

]]> By: Richhttp://www.pcmech.com/article/aw-snap-will-your-electronics-survive-the-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-76946 Rich Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:36:00 +0000 http://www.pcmech.com/?p=15091#comment-76946 ...only to show it wasn't a killer at all but a Verizon rep looking to collect late fees. …only to show it wasn’t a killer at all but a Verizon rep looking to collect late fees.

]]> By: Richhttp://www.pcmech.com/article/aw-snap-will-your-electronics-survive-the-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-76945 Rich Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:29:00 +0000 http://www.pcmech.com/?p=15091#comment-76945 You were doing good up until the end.What should have happened is that the phone finally turned on, the battery explodes because of flimsy Chinese build standards, her hand is completely blown off from the explosion, THEN the killer busts through the door and chops her into little bits. You were doing good up until the end.

What should have happened is that the phone finally turned on, the battery explodes because of flimsy Chinese build standards, her hand is completely blown off from the explosion, THEN the killer busts through the door and chops her into little bits.

]]> By: Anonymoushttp://www.pcmech.com/article/aw-snap-will-your-electronics-survive-the-cold/comment-page-1/#comment-76944 Anonymous Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:38:00 +0000 http://www.pcmech.com/?p=15091#comment-76944 I'm waiting for the next Winter Slasher movie. The clueless blonde stumbling thru the icy forest, crying and boo-hooing, then she remembers that her boyfriend (Who is now dead, of course-- besides she wasn't all tat 'Into' him anyways) had a cellphone! She runs back to the body to dig the phone out of the gruesome remains...cries some more, shows some bosom, gasps prettily at the darkness and then tries to use the phone.  .Then she MOANS in HORROR as her finger stabs at the screen to no effect.(Cue the menacing power saw in the background)She RUNS!. But remembers the PCMech article that  her (now Dead) boyfriend told her about earlier-- so she squeezes the COLD phone deep down her bosom (Scientifically Proven Strong appeal to the Young Teen Male Demographic)She RUNS.The Rampaging Murderer pursues!The Phone Gets Warmer!She finds herself back at the dark cabin where they first started (Don't they Always?) She dashes back inside and hides. Shakily, she removes the now warm Smartphone from her bosom.(Teen Male Demographic experience targeted NC-17 rated lascivious thoughts)She presses the ON button.Android then informs her that it has finished DOWNLOADING THE LATEST SYSTEM UPDATE AND WILL NOW REBOOT.Our Heroine SCREAMS IN TERROR!(Cue the sound of Power Saw cutting through flimsy wooden door...) I’m waiting for the next Winter Slasher movie. The clueless blonde stumbling thru the icy forest, crying and boo-hooing, then she remembers that her boyfriend (Who is now dead, of course– besides she wasn’t all tat ‘Into’ him anyways) had a cellphone! She runs back to the body to dig the phone out of the gruesome remains…cries some more, shows some bosom, gasps prettily at the darkness and then tries to use the phone.  .

Then she MOANS in HORROR as her finger stabs at the screen to no effect.

(Cue the menacing power saw in the background)

She RUNS!. But remembers the PCMech article that  her (now Dead) boyfriend told her about earlier– so she squeezes the COLD phone deep down her bosom (Scientifically Proven Strong appeal to the Young Teen Male Demographic)

She RUNS.

The Rampaging Murderer pursues!

The Phone Gets Warmer!

She finds herself back at the dark cabin where they first started (Don’t they Always?) She dashes back inside and hides. Shakily, she removes the now warm Smartphone from her bosom.(Teen Male Demographic experience targeted NC-17 rated lascivious thoughts)

She presses the ON button.

Android then informs her that it has finished DOWNLOADING THE LATEST SYSTEM UPDATE AND WILL NOW REBOOT.

Our Heroine SCREAMS IN TERROR!

(Cue the sound of Power Saw cutting through flimsy wooden door…)

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