After many months of planning, the first intergalactic summit was held at Kennedy Space Center with the Mars Delegation; our first contact with alien species from another planet.
Upon the Mars Delegation’s arrival, which comprised of two individuals, senior space delegation official Burton Mercer noted that the two were well dressed for the occasion in black suits, white shirts, black ties and proper hats.
The first order of business was of course the food. When asked what the aliens would like to eat, the first replied:
"Four whole fried chickens, and a Coke."
The second replied:
"White toast. Dry."
They were served immediately.
After the meal, it was asked of the delegation why their spaceship looked exactly like a 1974 Dodge Monaco.
They replied, "We found it for sale at a Mount Prospect auction. They were practically giving them away."
Shrewd businessmen, to be sure.
When asked why they chose now to meet with us, they replied, "We’re on a mission from God."
See the full report here for the complete discussion with the Mars Delegation.
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