You’re probably saying to yourself “Wasn’t that always there?” Nope. It was just added.
Let’s check out a few of the big G’s entries in that policy.
Affiliated sites – We offer some of our services in connection with other web sites. Personal information that you provide to those sites may be sent to Google in order to deliver the service. We process such information in accordance with this Policy. The affiliated sites may have different privacy practices and we encourage you to read their privacy policies.
If you get screwed because one of our affiliates makes you promise to give them all your money and your first born son, that’s not our fault.
If we propose to use personal information for any purposes other than those described in this Policy and/or in the specific service notices, we will offer you an effective way to opt out of the use of personal information for those other purposes.
We didn’t define “effective”, so “effective” can mean anything.
The “effective way” of opting out of the use of your personal information is to stop using computers. Seriously.
We have a good faith belief that access, use, preservation or disclosure of such information is reasonably necessary to (a) satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or enforceable governmental request, (b) enforce applicable Terms of Service, including investigation of potential violations thereof, (c) detect, prevent, or otherwise address fraud, security or technical issues, or (d) protect against imminent harm to the rights, property or safety of Google, its users or the public as required or permitted by law.
Google Supervisor: Jenkins! Look at this submitted form. Does this look okay to you?
Jenkins: Uh.. yep. Looks okay to me. I got the faith.
Google Supervisor: Right-o. Moving on…
Yep. Love those privacy policies.
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