Internet Language Rears Its Ugly Head (Again)

As a writer/journalist I try in my best effort to write content that makes grammatical sense. It is true I do break the traditional rules by using fragments, run-on sentences (like this one), shortening words for creative effect (ex: "Good ol’ IBM), starting sentences with and or but, and so on – but with blogging that’s acceptable because the internet demands content like that.

Make no mistake, the internet has changed the way we communicate right down to the very core of how we put ideas across. Where there was once format and informal writing, now there is formal, informal and internet, with internet obviously being the worst.

But then there’s the argument that internet language isn’t just a gross bastardization of the English language, but rather a creative outlet.

Certain things with internet language I agree with while others I don’t.

Agree: Shortening words that are very obvious as to what they mean

In some instances I agree with the way internet language puts things across if the term in question came from internet originally. A classic example of this is e-mail, which many write as email. Which is correct? Both are. Another is web site and website. Both of those are also correct.

The reason both are correct in each instance above is because you cannot mistake them for anything else.

Disagree: Abbreviating out of sheer laziness

Two examples: IRL and OTI. Do you know what either means?

IRL is In Real Life and OTI is On The Internet.

In usage: "OTI my sn is larr123, IRL i’m larry"

sn by the way, means screen name.

Using this abbreviated crap means you have to relearn a language you already know. It does not promote creativity whatsoever.

If you’re using a cell phone to write short messages with, then sure, I can understand using abbreviations. But if you’re in front of a PC with a full computer keyboard, you’re just being lazy.

Agree: Phonetic writing

This is a style of writing that took me a very long time to get used to. Originally it ticked me off something awful but over time I grew to accept it. Actually, tolerate would be a more appropriate rather than accept.

Example: "i lik ur blog"

Everything about the above example is absolutely wrong, but, you do know what it says and moreover understand what the expressed idea is.

I label this one as an agree only because you more or less have to in today’s world – particularly when communicating with children and teens.

The rough part is how to communicate back with them. What many don’t realize is that for a person age 7 to 13, internet phonetics are basically the only language they know. What this means is that if you type to them using proper English, they don’t understand it. You literally have to speak their language just to have a normal conversation.

It took me a long while before I could wrap my mind around this. You can’t say, "Away with that kid! He should know proper English!", because if you do, communication grinds to a halt. He won’t be able to express ideas to you, you not to them, and that’s bad.

Disagree: Using informal/internet as the new formal

I am vehemently against degrading formal writing in favor of informal or internet language because it breaks down communication.

A good example of this is with instructional documentation. The point of instructional documentation is, obviously, to instruct. It needs to be clear, concise and to the point. If interjected with needless crap, the documentation fails completely. Informal/internet writing has no place in documentation whatsoever.

The internet has learned over the years that you absolutely cannot run a service without good documentation. Such an example is Twitter’s FAQ. This is a good document. It answers every single question you would ever want to know about the service properly.

Twitter by nature has the bulk of its user content in short and sometimes cryptic messages – however their own documentation is long (in a good way), very descriptive and easy to understand. It goes to prove that when you’re the service provider, you can’t go with the informal/internet style because it just doesn’t work.

Have you run into internet language barriers in your life?

Do you have kids that use internet language? Can you decipher it?

Do you have coworkers that use texting language a little too much for their own good where it creeps into company emails and documents?

Is internet language truly creative or something that should be stamped out?

Let us know by posting a comment or two.

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  • http://SageCrispin.com Sage Crispin

    My only problem has been the constant argument between my daughter and myself over the meaning of lol. Lots of laughs vs. laugh out loud. I always thought that lots of laughs is sarcastic.

    • http://www.menga.net Rich Menga

      “LOL” actually originally meant “Lots of Luck” or “Lots of Love” in the letter-writing (as in physical writing) pre-computer days.

      In modern times, LOL means “Lack of Laughter” because it’s been overused to death.

      I hate LOL. With a passion.

  • David M

    It all comes down to, the less lazy you are, the more people that can understand you.

  • http://tech4turf.com Jim R

    I consider language and grammar on the internet to be deplorable. I’ve received email that I cannot understand due to the poor use of the english language and the bastardization of proper grammer. If we continue, proper english and grammar will exist only in the classical literature department of our local public library (lmfao).

    Regards

  • Fred

    If you want to communicate with someone you have to know _their_ language. I have little need or desire to communicate with kids or others who only speak internetese, therefore I have made little effort to learn their language. On the other hand, if for some reason they wish to communicate with me they’ll have to do it in a language I understand.

    Talking (or writing) is not the same as communicating. You can’t complain about being misunderstood if you try to communication with someone in a language they don’t speak.

  • David Kennedy

    I agree with you, overall. My concern is, as you mention, these kids understand internet language but not proper English. What will that mean as they start to enter the workforce? I’m already seeing signs of this with poor business communication.

    Will proper English go the way of Latin???

  • Kidd

    Ok, so some people tweet, and therefore are limited to conveying a message in 140 characters. Abreviating and use of acronyms helps get more info into less space. I get it. What is so horrid about the way teenagers communicate is that they often don’t know what correct grammar is, or when to use it. Are schools still teaching this stuff? Ok, I text, and I see the use of it (PROVIDED YOU’RE NOT DRIVING), but I still use correct grammar when texting. If my message can’t fit into 160 characters, I should probably make a phone call.

    • Kidd

      The one time this issue infuriated me was last fall, when I went back to school (community college, and I’m 26). In Chemistry, we worked in groups, and the female in my group had her head so far in the clouds/ in her Blackberry/ up somewhere, that she never knew what was going on with the experiment, so she was deligated to take notes and answer the questions for the lab. One time, then I read her work.
      “Why did these chemicals react?”
      “B/C 1 of em was…..”
      “Are water molecules polar or non-polar?”
      ‘they R plr’

      I found it disgusting that a 19-year old cannot communicate correctly, effectively or respectfully to the professor. I reaccomplished the paper, and she dropped the class a week later to spend more time with her b/f.

  • 3dSurveyor

    I have to agree that the phonetic texting must become tolerated, because, like it or not, it is here to stay. However, a line can and should be drawn where to use such shortcutting.
    I see the use of correct spelling and punctuation falling to the wayside more and more. Even in newspapers, it seems that if an article passes a spellcheck, it is good to go.

    However, I have to disagree that this is acceptable in blogging. When I read a blog, I am after content that I can learn something from. Once I notice that a blogger either does not take the time to correctly write, or is incapable of doing so, my opinion on his/her expertise and qualification to teach me something falls off very fast. I will not usually get to the end of a blog that is poorly punctuated, or that has many misspelled words. Nor will I bookmark that bloggers site. Okay, where is the spellchecker for this comment?

  • Jase

    when you have to put up with a combination of all the above ‘techniques’ of writing used together, it gets hard to follow

  • Selene

    My opinion of anyone that CAN’T use the English language properly drops very quickly after learning of their inability to communicate with intelligent people. I surely understand the need for shortcuts in today’s electronic world. Texting and tweeting should be the only place where shortcuts should be tolerated. I’ve met college grads that can’t put a sentence together properly. I’ve met high school dropouts that outshine them. I believe it’s all a matter of who gets your respect. The use of ‘internet language’ anywhere but on the internet shows 1) a lack of knowledge, 2) a lack of caring about how you come off to others and 3) a lack of respect for the recipient of your communication. People that can’t (or won’t) write using the English language properly should not be hired. By anyone.

  • Chip Douglas

    “The ability to speak/text does not make you intelligent.” -Quigon Jinn.

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