Not all PCMech readers are full of joy and happiness. Many are IT administrators, meaning they deal with whiny annoying "customers" every day. As such, they’re pretty darned bitter. We at PCMech recognize this and have introduced a new Dark Side membership program. It includes the following:
A snazzy new white uniform, complete with laser rifle:
Kid sizes also available:
Other membership perks include:
- Killing rebels
- Serving the Empire
- Opening and closing blast doors
- Spacious accommodations on the Death Star
- Free wi-fi from AT&T
- …and much more.
Watch our demo video of this program, and you’ll see that Dark Side membership is for you!
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