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Colonel Sanders · 10-31-2005, 04:38 PM

A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls onthe ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operatior, "Oh my gawd! Help! My fried just died. He's dead! What can I do?"

The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and fllow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

-L J

10-31-2005, 04:38 PM	#1
Colonel Sanders Resident AMD enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,445	redneck 911 call A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls onthe ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operatior, "Oh my gawd! Help! My fried just died. He's dead! What can I do?" The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and fllow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!! The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" -L J __________________ Main: Gigabyte GA-770T USB3 - Phenom II 840 - 4GB DDR3 - Radeon 5750 1GB HTPC: MSI K9N6PGM2-V2 - Athlon II 250 - 4GB DDR2 - Radeon 5670 512MB HTPC: Zotac GeForce 6100E-E - Athlon X2 5800+ - 4GB DDR2 "Play a Windows CD backwards and you'll hear satanic voices, thats nothing, play it forwards and it installs Windows."