Lots of loling.
Pretty good, people.
Jenni: It's very nice and functional. But, I think we'd have to send you to sit in "Engineering" with that chair.
Tiretool: Hmm...a Klingon model. I think the tilt function might have undersirable consequences! Also, the wide open port on this chair could make it vulnerable to Back Orifice. Try Black Ice or Zone Alarm. Both have a soothing and calming effect.
Dr. Zaius: While excellent, the lack of arm rests makes this a Number 2 chair. You wouldn't get to sit beside the Captain. You have to sit at the front of the ship, twiddling buttons.
For those of you who wish to advance in life, I proudly present a close graphical representaion of my "Make it so" model.
The size and poor quality of the image cannot convey the sheer pleasure of reversing parking into this chair.
However, I am very impressed with all your contributions and shall commend all of you to the National Association of Technologically Advanced Butt Parking.
Get up and go - buy a "make it so".