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SARGE · 09-18-2006, 08:53 AM

A bud sent me this:

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM .

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size
14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba, Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. I'll be back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Catch you all later

09-18-2006, 08:53 AM	#1
SARGE The Preacher Man Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dallas Posts: 4,828	Home Security System A bud sent me this: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM . 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. I'll be back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Catch you all later __________________ "Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out."