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Old 02-11-2007, 02:15 PM   #16
HAL9000
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What it all comes down to is one of two questions;

1) If you're paddling a two way canoe down a one way river and your saddle falls off, how many waffles will it take to shingle your doghouse?

or

2) If a train carrying 800,000 gallons of gravy left Moose Jaw at 10am, and a tanker truck carrying another 100,000 gallons of gravy left Winnipeg at 6am, how many tons of potatoes would we need in Moosomin by 2pm?


Believe it or not... I actually worked out an answer for #2 once.
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