Jeez, Chris, it looks like your's barely got the paint scratched. His.....not so lucky.
Reminds me of a wreck I saw years ago.....older VW Bug rear-ended a pickup that had custom bumpers made out of heavy pipe and diamond tread. After the wreck, they backed the VW out from under the pickup and it had an L-shaped "step" right in the middle of it's hood. The pickup barely even moved when it got hit and afterwards the bumper didn't look like it was even scratched very much.
Excellent guess, Kreskin! Wrong...but excellent.
*quote from Space Quest 6*