Oh, you should check out
http://www.attrition.org/quotes/
theres a lot of funny quotes there... techie type stuff to.. but the one in particular i found to be truly hilarious was this:
http://www.attrition.org/quotes/labels.html
its real instructions on labels of actual prodocuts.
Also, worth a look :
http://www.attrition.org/quotes/bush.htm