Wings aren't tied, we're going to the mother-in-laws this weekend and it's my wife's birthday tomarrow so I:
1-- have to listen
2-- can't go out (thereby drink)
3-- would be instantly killed if I look at another women
4-- would be strung up by my testicles if I answered #7 with anything but "Excuse me?? Are you kidding -- you look great!!!"
-- basically life as I know it ends tonight. Until Monday that is.....