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Old 10-18-2000, 12:01 AM   #1
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I was at a local "dollar" type store. In a bin, they had these little 5oz tins of "sausage" sort of like vienna sausage. They had these for 10 for a buck but they just didn`t sell. Heres a list of the ingredients, you`ll soon know why:

Ingredients:
Mechaniclly separated chicken, water, beef tripe, pork skins, corn syrup, pork spleens, salt, no more than 2% soy protein isolate, pork stomachs, flavorings, sodium phosphate, sodium nitrate, oleoresin of paprika, smoke flavorings.

I tell ya folks, someone should have added a line stating the following:

The contents herein may not be suitable for human consumption. These contents are a waste disposal experiment that is currently underway.

As far as nutritional info...the can reads:
Total fat 13g 22%
Saturated fat 3.2g 32%
Sodium 1000mg !!!!

My gawd...yer supposed to eat this????...and "Live"?
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