I used to live in Barffalo. I mean Buffalo New Yuck. York, I mean York. That place is plenty cold I mean cool.
Actually, I did like it there. Lots of neat things to do like ski, fish, hunt and lots of room to roam around. Many people don't realize that western New York is very much a country setting.
The only reason I left was for a job offer at a large company in Ohio. That was fine until they shut down. Now I'm in Ohio with no job.
Oh well, that's the breaks!