I updated all the drivers, configured every setting possible, and updated my BIOS (which caused random reboots).
My final diagnosis is that the Mobo is pooched. So I sold it on E-Bay (stating the problems I had), and purchased the ASUS A7V266-E.
Got everything altogether, and USB works now!
Thank God. Someones signature on here once said
"If it ain't broke, then your not pushing it hard enough!" I'd like to think thats what the problem was.
Thx for all the help!