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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf
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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq.
After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno
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War without France would be like... ...World War II
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.
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Q: Why are all the boulevards in France lined with trees?
A: Because the Germans LOVE to march in the shade.
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"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
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