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Old 04-29-2003, 08:03 PM   #5
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---General George S. Patton

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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh

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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin

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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq.

After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

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War without France would be like... ...World War II

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

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Q: Why are all the boulevards in France lined with trees?
A: Because the Germans LOVE to march in the shade.

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"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."

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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman
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