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rjfvillarosa
01-31-2005, 07:56 AM
Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Stryker
01-31-2005, 08:01 AM
Guns aren't nearly as dangerous as women either! :)

bailey
01-31-2005, 08:32 AM
nothing scares me more than a angry woman with a gun

spyder003
01-31-2005, 09:59 AM
They're also cheaper, less maintenance, and don't spit out a kid every time you come in contact with them.

Redfallon
01-31-2005, 10:18 AM
Rofl! Perhaps a mandatory waiting period on getting married would prevent those "snap" decisions???

roomwithamoose
01-31-2005, 11:13 AM
Guns aren't nearly as dangerous as women either! :)
I think this is the most important point! :D

Confused
01-31-2005, 03:14 PM
My guns don't have headaches, they give them.
Chas

i8uiky
02-01-2005, 12:51 AM
I would still prefer a woman for reasons I don't need to say!

bailey
02-01-2005, 01:08 AM
that is subject to change over time