Joke!!!!

[Carl Price]

I think I finally understand what drives women. They don't snore, burp, sweat, or pass gas. It's either bitch or explode

[Kubie]

They gotta let it out one way or another. :D
Carl

[mc2phat]

I blame it on the Lifetime Channel. As if that wasn't enough, there's now a Lifetime Movie Channel.:D

[troysvihl]

As if that wasn't enough, there's now a Lifetime Movie Channel

OMG! Really? That's so sad.

Isn't that one of the signs that the apocalyps is coming? I think I hear four horseman galloping.

[archie]

Nah, that sound could be your neighbours playing Euchre!

[SARGE]

Lifetime channel, Oprah's magazine, and all the other mags have us outnumbered. I'm tired of taking the "tests" in the mags I'm urged to take - I always fail.