Geez, I'm Old

[SARGE]

http://dayofbirth.co.uk/

[trulad]

I'll bet I'm older. 546 dog years.
trulad

[shadowpr]

Only 182 in dog years.

[RevCLB]

448 in dog years. !944. Grandma told me it snowed in NW MO the day I was born. Is that a sign for the world????

[Rev_pizzaguy]

I'm a young 'un... only 161 in dog years!

[liambl]

112 dog years here.

[jdeb]

308... grrrrr ruff ruff..... grrrrrrrr still have to use a hose on me though:)

[doubledragon5]

308... grrrrr ruff ruff..... grrrrrrrr still have to use a hose on me though:)

Same here 308 dog yrs old...

[raftero]

kind of along the same line


Will I live to see 80?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said red meat is very unhealthy!'


Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don' t,' I said.


He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.


He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ****?'

[Panama Red]

Excellent, Claude! :D

[shadowpr]

Lol.

[jdeb]

Lol

[juppy]

LOL @ raftero. Good one!

The dog years (252) don't make me feel near as old as the ones below that which break it down into days, hours, and seconds. I mean.....13,266 days old? 1,146,209,191 seconds old? Hehe.....somebody just get me a wheelchair and a walker now.

[Strider]

308 dog years seems to be a popular number.....I that also.

[raftero]

bunch of pups, im 532 years old In dog years.

[trulad]

At 546 I'm still the old dog. My Grandaughter calls me a "Cyber-Geezer".
trulad

[Kevin0ne]

322 dog years , most years spent in the dog house.

[tigstah]

287...still no gray.

[Jerry Falletta]

You are approximately 1,783,659,662 seconds old.

If my heart beats once per second, that's a whole lot of pumping going on there. Actually, adding approx. 1/3 to that would be a more accurate number of heartbeats. :eek: