Windows 2000 Source Code revealed

[morriswindgate]

Windows 2000 Source Code revealed !

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago+(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1999 or 2000 or 2001*

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()

{
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

}


write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed);

{

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}

}


if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())

{


set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

{

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)

{


sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

[fred]

That is brilliant!

[Hpro]

Morris are you sure or is this a joke ?
Could get you in trouble as you use Microsoft terms there..???

[DrZaius]

LOL, I think that code fits Win98/ME more. :D :p

[Cricket]

:eek:

:) Cricket

[Colonel Sanders]

I don't know, I'd say Win2K is pretty stable... XP on the other hand.... We don't need to talk about XP ;)

Logan

[kitzmark]

I thought XP was the saviour for Windows users that don't want to run NT or 2000?! Looks like I'll stick to 98 for a while yet.

[Toaster]

I offer the following revisions:





/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago+(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1999 or 2000 or 2001*

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
#exclude "Netscape"
#exclude "Mozilla"
#exclude "security"
else BSOD "random"
#include "time"
on "time": "security": "exclude" do BSOD
#exclude "compete"
#include "product activation/invasion"

{
while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
display_resistance_is_futile();
display_purchase_upgrade_system_halted
Else do_BSOD_loop
display_adding_to_incompatability_list

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();

}


write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed);

{

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}

}


if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())

{


set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

{

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)

{


sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
goto "sleep"
sleep(5);
reboot
reboot
reboot

}

[Streams]

I think it looks more like windows 9x code LOL