Favourite Graffiti

[Chris in U.K.]

Following on from the 1-liners.....

In huge letters on a railway bridge near where I used to live in West London,

'Nuclear Waste Fades Your Genes'

Chris

[Blankman]

On signs posted out front of someones house in my hometown

"Watch out, my neighbor is watching me with cameras!"

[villiageidiot]

Great Bathroom Graffiti: On the wall, above the Urinal. "What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand!"

[glc]

Advertising placards above the urinals at our local baseball park:

Grab your next tool at (name of local tool distributor)

Sign out front of our local auto radiator repair shop:

A great place to take a leak

[HAL9000]

When I did steel work, this is what was written on the inside of one of the railcars full of steel.

"Pee here, stand clear, shake your d***, and disappear"

[Kassia]

Written on a bathroom wall.

Relax, this is the one place that you actually know what you're doing.

[vacanthead]

There's a roadsign somewhere in the UK which directs you to the 'Secret Nuclear Bunker'

:D

[vacanthead]

Or, seen in a public lavatory next to the light switch:

'A light to lighten the genitals'

[mairving]

How about?
Dyslexics untie

[PMich]

Written at the local tavern:
Never trust anything that bleeds 5 days a month and doesn't die.

[TheOldMan]

And then you have ...

(singing) Old MacDonald was dyslexic - O - I - E - I - E

[freezinbutt]

Seen on a bumper sticker:

"The voices in my head keep telling me to stay at home and clean the guns."

[mairving]

Hey, you didn't say we could use bumper stickers. I kind of like these three:
I heart my doghead
Warning, this car runs over little baby animals
<font size="1">(In response to Warning this car brakes for animals</font>
Go ahead and honk, I'm reloading

[jamesrpm]

Save the whales
Collect the whole set.

[Toaster]

Bumper Stickers:

Lost your cat? Checked under my wheels?

Follow any closer and I'll flick a booger iat you.

Tell your wife I'll be a bit late.

After seeing all the peoples of the earth I came to a conclusion, proof posotive there is no intelligent life on earth.

[lil Jimmie]

Bumper Stickers

Horn doesn’t work. Watch for finger!

[Blakhart]

If it has tits or tires, it'll give you trouble....
Bumper sticker on a car (souped up of course) driven by a girl.
Go figure