SARGE
05-05-2002, 11:01 PM
:) Have a good week, fellers:
The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"
"A horsy" one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks.
"A piggy" replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers.
There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now, children" she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny creep!"
The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"
"A horsy" one child answers.
"And this?" the teacher asks.
"A piggy" replies another youngster.
"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers.
There was no answer, only total silence. "Come now, children" she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny creep!"