HAL9000 Laptop?

[Cricket]

:confused:

:) Cricket

[DrZaius]

LOL :D

[HAL9000]

LOL Good one :D

[Computer Hobbyist]

Thanks. You brightened my otherwise miserable day.

CH

[doctorgonzo]

HAL, I didn't know you had a newborn! Just look at the cute little thing. :D

[Kassia]

Awwww.....I want one!!:D

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by doctorgonzo
HAL, I didn't know you had a newborn! Just look at the cute little thing. :D

Yea, and you can still see the umbilical cord :D

[Cricket]

And he/she/it has your "eye".

:) Cricket

[HAL9000]

Careful... don't say he/she/it too fast, you could get a warning for bad language :D

[Computer Hobbyist]

Hal's love this baby ever since he laid eye on it.

CH

[Cricket]

Originally posted by HAL9000
Careful... don't say he/she/it too fast, you could get a warning for bad language :D Oops, should have said "The baby has your eye." :D

:) Cricket

[dldz]

OH BROTHER ?

[WJWheels]

Originally posted by HAL9000


Yea, and you can still see the umbilical cord :D Umbilical cord??? Looks like cat-5 to me... must be where "cat's in the cradle" comes from.... :rolleyes:

[TimPoet]

We are too hilarious....

[Colonel Sanders]

So er, whos the mother? :confused:

Logan

[mairving]

Here is the new improved version:

[HAL9000]

OK, that's a bastard child and it ain't mine.... almost 9000 posts, I can feel the meltdown beginning.... time to prepare killing list.... lets start with........ mairving :D LOL

[Kassia]

ROFL!!! That's great, mairving!:D

[HAL9000]

Meltdown iminent... DIE EVERYBODY DIE HA HA HA HA!!!!!!http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/monsieurboo/overclocking.gif

[mairving]

Originally posted by HAL9000
OK, that's a bastard child and it ain't mine.... almost 9000 posts, I can feel the meltdown beginning.... time to prepare killing list.... lets start with........ mairving :D LOL

Well the silicone test is in and yes you are the father.

As far as the killing list goes, take a number.

[HAL9000]

LOL.... I'm feeling much better now.... really..... I am :D

[Suncoast]

I've been doing a little research on the possible mother....

[HAL9000]

Now that is just so wrong and un-called for.

[Suncoast]

Sorry! Just thinking of possibilities. There's lots of Canuck snowbirds down here in the swamp every winter. The timing seems about right. :)

[HAL9000]

???? Now you lost me... what does that have to do with Janet Reno?

[Computer Hobbyist]

Janet Reno is from Florida. Two lost souls, one lately on vacation from Canada and the other just moved home from Washington, meet at a Miami computer swap. They are both lonely. So lonely. Eye meets eye. Transistors melt. Silicon worlds collide and the rest is history.

Actually, I don't get it either.

CH

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by Suncoast
I've been doing a little research on the possible mother....
c'mon, give the man a little more credit than that. There are not many men (or women) who would stoop that low

[WJWheels]

Originally posted by Mr N8

c'mon, give the man a little more credit than that. There are not many men (or women) who would stoop that low C'mon.. we're talkin Saskatchewan here.... where men are men and sheep are scared!!!!

[Sauron]

Poor Hal...hes blowing up! I am glad I am close to 2000 miles away from him (yeah its off...but its kool just the same!)

[TimPoet]

The thread was funnier when it started than how it is right now.
I especially liked Hal's graphic. Remember what he did to the crew of Discover.

[KR0316]

hahaha..........thanks for the laughs everyone, especially at HALs expense.

[WJWheels]

Dave's one of the good guys.... just figure it's the customary 9000 post hazing.

Congrat's HAL9000, you've lived up to your name.