Tiz the season to send Penguins!

[Toaster]

Well the holiday season will be umongst us before long and its time to think of poor Micky$oft and add a little salt to their developing wounds. Yes folks, its the mass Penguin mailings sent to dear ole Billy boy.
Last year, Micky$oft was inundated by no less than 1200 "stuffed penguins" and I personaly would like to see this at least double. To start us off, I aquired a 6 foot tall "tux the penguin" clutching a "court order" to break up a monopoly and treat their customers (victims) as humans instead of walking talking wallets.
Now if I can get Micky$oft to pay postage.....I have an idea or so....:)

[Xayd]

ROFLMAO

I'd forgotten about that! See there, you probably just cost me my whole freakin' Christmas bonus. I'm gonna be too tempted to spend the whole thing on a thousand cheap stuffed penguins now...

Xayd

[Toaster]

I tested an idea to get Micky$oft to pay the postage.
When I get more info, i`ll repost.
I was wondering if Billy boy would sign for this new "pet" if I sent it to him personally or if he`d refuse.
I also contacted my Linux friends and to date, 65 penguins shall be headed for Micky$oft.