"CHAD" for Christmas?

[SARGE]

Besides "no controlling legal authority", and "I didn't have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky", the latest buzz word is "chad". I'm scraping up alot of punch-outs (chad?), putting them in baggies with a red ribbon, and selling them to a local gift shop for a buck a bag. Expect to retire from the profit.

[mairving]

Chad brings back old memories. When I was in college, I taught Chemistry lab. We had a guy who also taught that was a certified genius. His scores were the highest ever on several national tests. They say that there is a fine line between being a genius and nuts. Well he walked this line. He would come around the corner talking to someone. Except there was no one there. He was conversing with himself. Then one day we are all sitting in the office. He has a hole punch and it punching holes in paper. He then holds up the punched out hole and says "Chad". We thought that it was funny. So then we started pasting these punched out holes all over the place and writing "Chad was here". We had a lot of fun with it. I had assumed until this election that this was a word that he had made up. Apparently not. I guess that he is now one of the "chad counters' down in Florida.

[Kubie]

Hey Sarge, I'll take a bag. But I don't want any with dents.