France Joke

[gerberdude]

Don't know if it's been asked yet or not, but here's another France joke:

Q: How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?



A: No one knows, it's never been done before!


:)

[CMT]

HA HA HA lol lol lol thats a good one:)

[Prew]

Q: What's the French word for conflict resolution?





A: Surrender

[chris1977uk]

whats the difference between a frenchman and a piece of toast?





u can make soildiers out of toast!!!

[David_Jones]

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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---General George S. Patton

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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh

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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin

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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq.

After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

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War without France would be like... ...World War II

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army.

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Q: Why are all the boulevards in France lined with trees?
A: Because the Germans LOVE to march in the shade.

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"We can count on the French to be there when they need us."

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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman

[chris1977uk]

within an hour of the latest gulf conflict starting France surrendered and Italy changed sides 3 times.

[NSS]

You're all sheep

[David_Jones]

Chic?

[Hey_Mr._Jack]

france should change its flag to pure white; when the US went to war, we waved the flag; when france goes to war, they do the same thing with their new flag!!!

[NSS]

Do you even know where the "France is a loser" stereotype came from?

It originated before WW1 when French troops abandoned their king in a battle with Prussia and its allies. It was popularized further by France's fate in the World Wars.

Keep in mind though, that France once ruled almost all of Europe.

PS: Being anti-war may be seen as cowardly by rednecked idiots like Bush, but I implore you to think about it. (If you have the capacity)