Download MP3 = beheaded in town square

[Xayd]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/30441.html


Chief executive for the Recording Industry Association of America, Hilary Rosen, is helping draft copyright legislation for the New Iraq, according to investigative journalist Gregory Palast.

"Who's really going to win this war? It looks like Madonna," Palast told Democracy Now radio. "Where before, they feared Saddam Hussein, now they have to fear Sony Records will chop off their hands if they bootleg a Madonna album."


Oh, and hey, I thought this war was about WOMD? You know, the ones they haven't found any of yet? WTF?


A month ago Congressman Darrell Issa (R., San Diego) introduced a bill ensuring that Qualcomm, based in his congressional district, be given a foothold in the New Iraq. Europe and the Middle East use the global GSM standard. ®



Looks like Operation "Colonize Iraq, Cha Ching $$" is going ahead as planned ;).

[Paul Victorey]

Followed by operation "devalue the dinar by pumping billions of dollars of foreign money into the nation", because inflation will be wonderful for their already crippled economy.

[Xayd]

Then bail them out, with the small stipulation that we get to put whatever military forces we want in the country for the indefinite future, and behind the scenes, the following list of "preferred" oil refining companies in the US would really appreciate a nice crude price.

God bless the USA ;).

[avx]

As long as the US comes out on tip Im fine with it...:D