audiyoda
11-30-2000, 02:32 PM
Got this in e-mail this AM--
We can measure the distance between Earth and the moon to a quadrillionth of an inch. We have computers that compute a zillion times a second. We can transplant hearts, transplant hair and clone sheep. But in Palm Beach County, Florida, whose zip code is one of the five highest per-capita incomes in America, they choose their president with a hole-punch voting machine that looks like an eighth grade shop-class project. You would think this Mecca of Blue-Haired Millionaires could afford a better voting booth than Fred Flintstone uses. Why would these super-rich grannies accept such a hideously flawed voting system that is blatantly inaccurate and subject to massive fraud?
Ahh ... you're catching on. This Flintstone voting system is ripe for cheating. And nobody cheats like the Democrats. Over the past 40 years, almost every case of significant voter fraud involves Democrats. Nixon lost in 1960 because Mayor Daley commanded 8,000
Democrats to rise from their graves and vote for Kennedy. In California, Loretta Sanchez stole the election from Bob Dornan with a combination of blatant fraud and Clinton's slick INS move that created instant voters from illegal immigrants. Philadelphia and Miami each saw such incredible fraud that elections were actually overturned. This November, bums in Milwaukee were bribed to vote Democrat with cigarettes. Hundreds of Marquette University students happily voted multiple times, encouraged by poll supervisors.
Meanwhile, tens of thousands serving in the military didn't even get ballots. And in Palm Beach County, Florida, Gore received almost one vote for every registered Democrat, a statistical probability equal to finding ice cubes floating in with the tide. This isn't a local phenomenon. It's part of a nationwide campaign. We now know the entire protest in Miami Beach was planned, orchestrated, and executed by national Democrat operatives. Democrat phone banks actually started calling Palm Beach rank-and-file before polls closed, urging them to "protest." These supposedly confused voters parading themselves before the cameras were actually long-time Democrat party activists. The same snazzy seniors who play Bingo with atomic clock accuracy, pick the lotto with precision that would honor Werner Von Braun, then hustle a few hours of shuffleboard, suddenly became disoriented and couldn't punch a hole in a piece of paper.
Let us debunk a few myths. Palm Beach has happily used the hole-punch system for over 30 years. Pat Buchanan? He got 3,000 Palm Beach votes because 17,000 registered third-party voters live there. And this "confusing" ballot was approved by the Democrats who run the county system. This ballot was also "approved" by 10-year-olds at a Virginia elementary school, Unanimously selecting Al Gore in a mock test. Which means these whining seniors are either intellectually inferior to fifth graders or extremely dishonest. But they did their job, helping orchestrate hand recounts in Democrat districts.
Since punch-card voting machines have a 5% inaccuracy, honest hand counts will produce a greater number of Democrat votes. Of course, hole-punching and hand-counting is wide open to fraud, and the more time goes by, the more opportunity to be naughty. Count on Gore's army of lawyers to relentlessly recount-the-recount until eyes are blurry, hands are bleeding and a Gore lead is created. Then, they will declare victory and demand we immediately "move on" without re-counting Republican districts. Another stolen victory.
Meanwhile, Republicans harrumph and grumble, fumbling the ball once again. Grudgingly, Democrats must be given credit. When facts don't add up, they manipulate opinion. When the Constitution overrides opinion, they are masters of the judiciary. When the judiciary fails, they trump everything with good ol'- fashioned cheating. And cheating thrives in chaos. Thus, the Palm County Democrats are happy to use a Rube Goldberg contraption to tally their votes.
And you can count on this: despite this hideous voting process, it will remain unchanged for the next election. The worst aspect of this tragedy isn't the willingness of Democrats to ruin America with their socialist dream, but Republicans ineptitude and unwillingness to fight back. Democrats understand they won't win every battle. But when the fighting is close, their willingness to go for the throat with any tactic necessary gives them a distinct edge. In the meantime, a bunch of Wisconsin college kids punched 20 ballots apiece, illegal aliens and dead folks around the country voted, soldiers couldn't vote, and a bunch of blue-haired old fogeys in Florida have out-maneuvered our best honest election efforts. Perhaps someday, Republicans will learn Democrats don't just play hardball. They conduct war.
We can measure the distance between Earth and the moon to a quadrillionth of an inch. We have computers that compute a zillion times a second. We can transplant hearts, transplant hair and clone sheep. But in Palm Beach County, Florida, whose zip code is one of the five highest per-capita incomes in America, they choose their president with a hole-punch voting machine that looks like an eighth grade shop-class project. You would think this Mecca of Blue-Haired Millionaires could afford a better voting booth than Fred Flintstone uses. Why would these super-rich grannies accept such a hideously flawed voting system that is blatantly inaccurate and subject to massive fraud?
Ahh ... you're catching on. This Flintstone voting system is ripe for cheating. And nobody cheats like the Democrats. Over the past 40 years, almost every case of significant voter fraud involves Democrats. Nixon lost in 1960 because Mayor Daley commanded 8,000
Democrats to rise from their graves and vote for Kennedy. In California, Loretta Sanchez stole the election from Bob Dornan with a combination of blatant fraud and Clinton's slick INS move that created instant voters from illegal immigrants. Philadelphia and Miami each saw such incredible fraud that elections were actually overturned. This November, bums in Milwaukee were bribed to vote Democrat with cigarettes. Hundreds of Marquette University students happily voted multiple times, encouraged by poll supervisors.
Meanwhile, tens of thousands serving in the military didn't even get ballots. And in Palm Beach County, Florida, Gore received almost one vote for every registered Democrat, a statistical probability equal to finding ice cubes floating in with the tide. This isn't a local phenomenon. It's part of a nationwide campaign. We now know the entire protest in Miami Beach was planned, orchestrated, and executed by national Democrat operatives. Democrat phone banks actually started calling Palm Beach rank-and-file before polls closed, urging them to "protest." These supposedly confused voters parading themselves before the cameras were actually long-time Democrat party activists. The same snazzy seniors who play Bingo with atomic clock accuracy, pick the lotto with precision that would honor Werner Von Braun, then hustle a few hours of shuffleboard, suddenly became disoriented and couldn't punch a hole in a piece of paper.
Let us debunk a few myths. Palm Beach has happily used the hole-punch system for over 30 years. Pat Buchanan? He got 3,000 Palm Beach votes because 17,000 registered third-party voters live there. And this "confusing" ballot was approved by the Democrats who run the county system. This ballot was also "approved" by 10-year-olds at a Virginia elementary school, Unanimously selecting Al Gore in a mock test. Which means these whining seniors are either intellectually inferior to fifth graders or extremely dishonest. But they did their job, helping orchestrate hand recounts in Democrat districts.
Since punch-card voting machines have a 5% inaccuracy, honest hand counts will produce a greater number of Democrat votes. Of course, hole-punching and hand-counting is wide open to fraud, and the more time goes by, the more opportunity to be naughty. Count on Gore's army of lawyers to relentlessly recount-the-recount until eyes are blurry, hands are bleeding and a Gore lead is created. Then, they will declare victory and demand we immediately "move on" without re-counting Republican districts. Another stolen victory.
Meanwhile, Republicans harrumph and grumble, fumbling the ball once again. Grudgingly, Democrats must be given credit. When facts don't add up, they manipulate opinion. When the Constitution overrides opinion, they are masters of the judiciary. When the judiciary fails, they trump everything with good ol'- fashioned cheating. And cheating thrives in chaos. Thus, the Palm County Democrats are happy to use a Rube Goldberg contraption to tally their votes.
And you can count on this: despite this hideous voting process, it will remain unchanged for the next election. The worst aspect of this tragedy isn't the willingness of Democrats to ruin America with their socialist dream, but Republicans ineptitude and unwillingness to fight back. Democrats understand they won't win every battle. But when the fighting is close, their willingness to go for the throat with any tactic necessary gives them a distinct edge. In the meantime, a bunch of Wisconsin college kids punched 20 ballots apiece, illegal aliens and dead folks around the country voted, soldiers couldn't vote, and a bunch of blue-haired old fogeys in Florida have out-maneuvered our best honest election efforts. Perhaps someday, Republicans will learn Democrats don't just play hardball. They conduct war.