Makes Sense (and true)

[SARGE]

Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

[Propain]

I would have to say false. Been married 8 years. Still 105 pds

[Redo40]

LOL! :D That's a good one Sarge.

[LawyerRon]

SARGE's observation is "generally" true; once they land their man, they tend to plump up.

[figarowa]

I think its an additive that is found in um...wedding cake, that promotes the change.

[avx]

Originally posted by Propaine
I would have to say false. Been married 8 years. Still 105 pds
LoL - Who is she looking at Prop? Im guessing its you..she has that look of annoyed/dissapointed...

Lets not forget to mention the 105*pds*...pds eh??? Thats "Lbs"...Ill forgive you since I know the US is like the only country that doesnt use the Metric system...

Telling your wifes actuall weight on the net...dude you are asking for it!!

:D:p;)

[juppy]

Thanks Sarge, I needed that! :D

[HAL9000]

Good one Sarge.