Force Flow
08-18-2003, 06:09 PM
11 reason why to mod the case of a mail server :D
Top 11 Reasons to perform a 'Case Mod' on your corporate mail server
11) To hide the fact that you're using an out-of-date PC as a mail server
10) Souped-up fans are needed to let overclocked server handle spam-filtering load
9) Chain gun and the Chobham armor needed to comply with new homeland security requirements
8) By integrating a refrigerator, you can exchange mail and Mountain Dew
7) Plain gray boxes lack feng shui
6) The mailbox shape will help junior admins identify the mail server
5) "It's not a window. It's a maintenance viewing portal"
4) Everything just looks better with a tunnel-ram installed
3) Convenient toaster-oven door provides easy access to grilled cheese sandwiches on CPU heat sinks
2) Easier to color-coordinate vendor golf shirts with green circuit-board case
1) Server room AC capacity: 62,000 BTU. Server room heat output: 76,500 BTU. Budget for new AC system: $0. Your server's PRIV.EDB? Priceless.
http://www.nwc.com/1416/1416lastmile.html
Top 11 Reasons to perform a 'Case Mod' on your corporate mail server
11) To hide the fact that you're using an out-of-date PC as a mail server
10) Souped-up fans are needed to let overclocked server handle spam-filtering load
9) Chain gun and the Chobham armor needed to comply with new homeland security requirements
8) By integrating a refrigerator, you can exchange mail and Mountain Dew
7) Plain gray boxes lack feng shui
6) The mailbox shape will help junior admins identify the mail server
5) "It's not a window. It's a maintenance viewing portal"
4) Everything just looks better with a tunnel-ram installed
3) Convenient toaster-oven door provides easy access to grilled cheese sandwiches on CPU heat sinks
2) Easier to color-coordinate vendor golf shirts with green circuit-board case
1) Server room AC capacity: 62,000 BTU. Server room heat output: 76,500 BTU. Budget for new AC system: $0. Your server's PRIV.EDB? Priceless.
http://www.nwc.com/1416/1416lastmile.html