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SARGE
09-09-2003, 06:34 PM
Really. Guess my VW Bug wouldn't qualify as a transporter. But it's a paycheck:
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...service, where Your Dog’s “Business” is Our Business! Yes, we clean-up and remove dog waste from hundreds of homes and apartment / condo communities across the Metroplex each week. Our business stinks…but it’s “picking up”!
We are a family owned company managed with integrity and having a good time serving others and learning humility while earning a good income. Currently all of our "Fecal Matter Removal Experts" have 4-year college degrees (not required but a definite plus). Employees start out driving their own vehicles then move up to driving a company truck in exchange for a small pay cut. We are open to the idea of providing a truck to the right person after 90 days on the job. Until then you would drive your own vehicle - a reliable TRUCK is a MUST (You DO NOT want to drive around this summer with 50 gallons of "product" in the back of your car or SUV!) Numerous bonuses are available for good customer service and a job well done (dung!). There is no hourly wage or salary. Rather you get paid a set percentage of every yard / property that you clean therefore you work at your own pace (preferably a fast one).
If you’re looking for a “crappy” job - we can deliver!
You’ll make a “pile”!

bailey
09-09-2003, 09:19 PM
the trunk is in the front, right.
just remove the hood over it so you can see ( and smell) as you drive, and just fill er up to the top.

juppy
09-09-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by SARGE
"Fecal Matter Removal Experts"LOL! Guess that sounds better than calling them "dookie-picker-uppers"! :D

Hey Sarge, I just thought of something....if you were to take that job picking up dung, and you drove around in your Beetle, that'd make your car a DUNG BEETLE!!!!
BWAAAHAHHAHAAH!!!!:D
Okay, so that was a bad joke! Carry on folks! :)

foghat46
09-09-2003, 10:58 PM
Hey Sarge,

Have you considered a trailer?

Driving around in a VW with a trunk full of crap ain't such a good idea unless you can drive real fast in reverse.

[snicker]

Fog:D

SARGE
09-09-2003, 11:48 PM
The ad is a bona fide for a local company, but I wonder why college grads are there. The economy is slow for sure. I have a truck ('72 Cheyenne completely restored) but at 8 mpg it wouldn't be worth the commission. Guess it would look good on my next resume though. :eek: Be interesting when folks ask my kids what daddy does for a living - shoot it would be interesting when folks ask me.

glc
09-10-2003, 12:55 AM
Haven't you had your fill of shoveling s**t? I know I did in my time in the military!

Karnevil9
09-10-2003, 01:09 AM
The college is there because you have to know your s**t to work for them.