Why I hate tanks...

[AngryLawnGnome]

I hate tanks, in games, in war, in everything that involves them. People who drive tanks are probably really lazy, oh, and overly dramatic people. If I drove a tank, I'd write PANSY on the side cuz that's what I'd be, a pansy. Tanks are big, but not as big as cruiseliners, so tanks must be pretty lame. Plus, tanks are usually green, and so is grass, which sucks if you lay on it. Man does grass itch! Oh yeah...tanks. Well, i guess without em, ther'd be no candy. So tanks can be ok sometimes. That's all. Oh - I like PC games w/o tanks. javascript:smilie(':confused:')

[DragonNOA1]

I don't know about being lazy but I know a head shot with a tank gun is cause for celebration in any game. But then again, with a tank you don't have to be too accurate, you just have to get close.
Oh and I'd write Pansy on my tank too just to piss people off that got hit with a shell from my "pansy" tank. You must be pretty bad in a game if the "pansy" tank can hit ya. What if you painted the tank pink? Then a whole convoy of pink tanks showed up at your door. I wouldn't be saying anything bad about them then. You guys can paint the tanks whatever you like...

[ATW]

Tanks are a double-edged sword. They're nice when you're cruising into enemy territory with one, but they suck when you're in their shoes. Are you upset because you constantly get killed by them, or because the tanktards won't let you have one?

[wintomato]

someone should do a mod for bf1942 that enables you to personalise your tank when you get in it. I would love to be driving a tank with PANSY written on the side.... erm... not that I am a pansy of course.
My brother drives a real tank... he's definately not a pansy.

[bigandy]

I don't mean to be an ass here, but guys, I don't think AngryLawnGnome is being serious here.

[DragonNOA1]

I don't know what Gnome is thinking. He's posted some weird threads and replies to some posts.

*EDIT*
I think its b/c he is a MAC man... lol.

[CrazyMike]

Hey, tanks take skills sometimes. Nothing sucks worst then when your driving a tank in bf1942, and pretty much everyone has a bazooka or driving artillary.

[bigandy]

Originally posted by DragonNOA1
I think its b/c he is a MAC man... lol.

So this is what happens when you mix lawn gnomes with computers ;).

[AngryLawnGnome]

Originally posted by DragonNOA1
I don't know what Gnome is thinking. He's posted some weird threads and replies to some posts.

*EDIT*
I think its b/c he is a MAC man... lol.

It's not the mac in me...I just have a general dislike for tanks....and I'm a little bit crazy.

Oh, and to the guy with a tank for a brother, I fought my brother Chad to the death in 1998, so tanks do suck.

[completeandutterNEWB]

wha?
im lost

[DragonNOA1]

Don't worry NEWB, just let this thread close.. we are all lost.

Originally posted by AngryLawnGnome
....and I'm a little bit crazy.

[bigandy]

Originally posted by AngryLawnGnome
and I'm a little bit crazy.

You didn't need to tell us that, we could already tell ;)

[AngryLawnGnome]

Originally posted by bigandy
You didn't need to tell us that, we could already tell ;)

bigandy - you wink at one of my posts again and I'll put my pirate hat on and wink at myself in the mirror...THINKING OF YOU!

NO MORE OF THIS: ;)
STOP IT. FIND A HOBBY.

[gameguy747]

Personaly, i think teh gnome has taken 2 many headshots from a tank...

i'd reccomend purchasing a bazooka or orther anti tank weapons... AT mines are my personal fav. >:-)


*Note angry eyebrow smiley for extra evil factor*

[bigandy]

Originally posted by AngryLawnGnome
bigandy - you wink at one of my posts again and I'll put my pirate hat on and wink at myself in the mirror...THINKING OF YOU!

NO MORE OF THIS: ;)
STOP IT. FIND A HOBBY.

Okay fine I'll stop :D

[AngryLawnGnome]

andy - I take it back. NO SMILEYS FOR YOU AT ALL! Anyone else fine, but don't wink unnecessarily. YOU THOUGH, SCURVE, stay out of the smiley panel, creepy. Next time you put a smile on my post I'm gonna make a celebrity up and take pictures in an excessively large box with a Native American Indian who will refuse to deny anyone who owns their own boat a Dr. Pepper.

[DragonNOA1]

:confused: :rolleyes: :p :cool:

[AngryLawnGnome]

Don't test me Dragon, I've got fiery talons.

[pickledchicken]

Originally posted by AngryLawnGnome
I hate tanks, in games, in war, in everything that involves them. People who drive tanks are probably really lazy, oh, and overly dramatic people. If I drove a tank, I'd write PANSY on the side cuz that's what I'd be, a pansy. Tanks are big, but not as big as cruiseliners, so tanks must be pretty lame. Plus, tanks are usually green, and so is grass, which sucks if you lay on it. Man does grass itch! Oh yeah...tanks. Well, i guess without em, ther'd be no candy. So tanks can be ok sometimes. That's all. Oh - I like PC games w/o tanks. javascript:smilie(':confused:') "He who fights and runs away will chicken out another day" PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[pickledchicken]

Tanks aren't so bad if you're the one in it. PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[vizun]

This has got to be the aboslutely most pointless thread i have ever made the mistake of reading hahah.... I like the randomness of it though, randomness roxors

[pickledchicken]

I'm too lazy to post something with actual substance. Jargon is my specialty. PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[Panama Red]

Better be careful pc, you'll end up with the same description under your name as there is under the guy that started this thread.

[pickledchicken]

And God knows I don't want to be like him. PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[completeandutterNEWB]

did gnome have a phobia of smilies or sumthing? especially winking ones?

[pickledchicken]

Maybe we should get back on whatever topic we were talking about...or possibly a new one.

[Spyda]

tanks dig up roads too, which is bad, especially in sheffield, where the roads are awful anyway

[erucader]

I don't like tanks either, which is odd because ships, subs, and planes are pretty sweet.

funny, the Gnome dude used 2 smilies in his original post

[pickledchicken]

I can agree with that. And Mr. Gnome has a rare condition called similacephlisitisosis. In fact it's so rare I don't even know if it actually exists. PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[DragonNOA1]

:confused:

I was thinking the same thing panama

[Propain]

Sooner or later theyll catch on.:mad:

[aym]

Anybody else found the tanks level in CoD to be a great level? Maybe tanks suck in other games, but in CoD they are awesome.

[DragonNOA1]

I wish you could have tanks in multi CoD... that would really mix things up.

[padawan]

Hey guys, how about some meaningful talk here, or move the discussion to a new thread. This one is starting to make no sense.

[bigandy]

Originally posted by padawan
This one is starting to make no sense.

I'm not sure that it ever did.

[DragonNOA1]

We are trying to make sense out of nonsense. No tanks in war games? Come on!

[pickledchicken]

And making sense out of nonsense is near impossible. So let's just forget that this topic was created and move on to another topic unless this one improves. Fast. PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[gameguy747]

wouldnt it be cool to own a tank... you could drive it down the highway and not have to be annoyed be tailgaters, bad drivers, or angry lawn gnomes

[DragonNOA1]

From the police's perspective at least you would be going the speed limit. Abram top speed = 45mph.

[bigandy]

Originally posted by gameguy747
wouldnt it be cool to own a tank... you could drive it down the highway and not have to be annoyed be tailgaters, bad drivers, or angry lawn gnomes

I've always thought that. I would like my first car to be a tank. That would be awesome.

[pickledchicken]

And if you got a ticket for driving a tank, you could just blow the policeman away! PICKLEDCHICKEN!

[Piro-san]

You are evil for hating tanks!!! Evil!!!

[pickledchicken]

TANKS ROCK, MAN!

[Piro-san]

Originally posted by pickledchicken
TANKS ROCK, MAN! He's right! Video games are basically about causing massive mayhem, which is just about why people play games with tanks. Heck, Mario causes mayhem once in a while. ;)

[pickledchicken]

YO! PADAWAN! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS THREAD ANYMORE SHUT THIS THING DOWN!

[Mr zombie chef]

Originally posted by pickledchicken
Maybe we should get back on whatever topic we were talking about...or possibly a new one.
Soooo what was this about? Tanks? they are ok if you are facing a lot of people in a game like Halo

[Mr zombie chef]

My brother says tanks are very stupid:confused:

[AwryMenNagLong]

Why is everyone talking about tanks? They're ok in war games; this gnome guy was a nutcase...no wonder he's banned.

[Cricket]

Originally posted by AwryMenNagLong
Why is everyone talking about tanks? They're ok in war games; this gnome guy was a nutcase...no wonder he's banned. I see a anagram...AwryMenNagLong = AngryLawnGnome...I see you're back.

:) Cricket

[DragonNOA1]

Originally posted by Cricket
I see you're back.

and i see that your banned.

[Propain]

the same user has posted on this thread with 5 different nicks , all too long , all stupid and all joined in the same month

enough allready :mad:

[sheeepy the noob]

on my clan site we just go ahead and block ip's... makes life easier...

and yeah id be helluva cool to have a tank... but i was thinking u know how there are those people trying to make minivans hip and cool and new age... instead of that lets use apc's... could you imagine? like crazy soccer moms with apc's instead of mini vans... woah...

[LadyKiller]

Pickledchicken is an idiot. I hope he gets hit by a train. I am not Mr. Gnome, I'm AngryLawnGnome, the infamous. I used smileys incorrectly in the first post as a joke. I hate people who use them to be cute. Smileys suck, pickled chicken sucks, and getting banned all the time sucks (but it's pretty damn funny.)

I love you all, except for those who oppose me.
The Gnome (quite possibly) leaves his last post.

NO MORE IDIOTS!

P.S. My grandfather lubed me up with oil, twice. Oh, and Jermaine the Hobo was real. He really told me that when I was in Vegas. He smelled.

[LadyKiller]

Oh and before I go - Bigandy is gay.

[nocturnx]

^ Ban Please. ;)

No comment on the tanks, although I did play a kool tank game at an arcade where there were like 8 of the tank arcade machines were in a row and they were all linked and you could have 4 on 4 matches. Where u all drove a tank thru a huge city and shot at each other. Yea that was a great game....

[ghost2003]

I agree (if LadyKiller isint already baned)
oh ya...tanks rule :p

[LadyKiller]

Hey Nocturnx, Ghost, suck my ass. You idiots and your smileys need to sit down. Oh, and the UN sucks...bad.

By the way....I'm not lady killer, I'm AngryLawnGnome, Charlie, so stop making the cakes. (You're both crappy cooks)







I creamed on my papa, you goose rapists.