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Old 08-18-2003, 06:09 PM   #1
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Cool 11 reasons why to mod the case of a mail server

11 reason why to mod the case of a mail server

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Top 11 Reasons to perform a 'Case Mod' on your corporate mail server
11) To hide the fact that you're using an out-of-date PC as a mail server

10) Souped-up fans are needed to let overclocked server handle spam-filtering load

9) Chain gun and the Chobham armor needed to comply with new homeland security requirements

8) By integrating a refrigerator, you can exchange mail and Mountain Dew

7) Plain gray boxes lack feng shui

6) The mailbox shape will help junior admins identify the mail server

5) "It's not a window. It's a maintenance viewing portal"

4) Everything just looks better with a tunnel-ram installed

3) Convenient toaster-oven door provides easy access to grilled cheese sandwiches on CPU heat sinks

2) Easier to color-coordinate vendor golf shirts with green circuit-board case

1) Server room AC capacity: 62,000 BTU. Server room heat output: 76,500 BTU. Budget for new AC system: $0. Your server's PRIV.EDB? Priceless.
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I love #5! I'll have to remember that one...
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#11 strikes close to home. P133MHz, 128mb RAM, 4GB HDD, faded yellowing case, and the list goes on...
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:39 PM   #4
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Number 5's great, LMAO
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