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Old 03-08-2001, 11:27 PM   #1
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Can you imagine working for a company that
has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress!

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Old 03-09-2001, 12:05 AM   #2
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And everyone raised a stink about Bill and Monica??????
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Old 03-09-2001, 12:09 AM   #3
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what a coutry we live in.
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Old 03-09-2001, 05:51 AM   #4
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and the sad thing is that all those crimes were committed by Ted Kennedy when he went on a four day drunk.
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Although it's a funny joke, I'd like to remind people to keep the politics @ forumclick.com
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Old 03-09-2001, 09:48 AM   #6
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Sorry Dok!

I think I missed an annoucement about Forumclick. I hate politics, I couldnt stand to read those discussions that were going on earlier. Anyway - I'll remember for next time. Thanks,

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Old 03-15-2001, 10:16 AM   #7
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And your current prez. (drink driving) Don't blame us aussies.
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