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06-29-2004, 04:04 PM
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So I start my day by getting arrested
First for assault with a deadly weapon... then for sexual assault..... I still have the bruises on my wrists from the handcuffs.... it was great being an actor for the RCMP training scenarios
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06-29-2004, 04:09 PM
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riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... acting.
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06-29-2004, 04:09 PM
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Nice title, had me worried for a second, then I remembered about your venture into acting.
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06-29-2004, 04:17 PM
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Were you using a keyboard for the deadly weapon? lol
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06-29-2004, 04:34 PM
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I've been a "rioter" during SRT training in a jail...imagine CS gas, OC, flashbangs, then getting slammed and cuffed. i enjoyed it immensely.
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06-29-2004, 04:37 PM
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I am, in reality, a moose
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WHAT? no pepper spray? wimp!
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06-29-2004, 04:41 PM
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The first one.... I am arguing with a neighbour about her loud stereo and was reported to have pulled a gun on her.. when the police arrive to check it out... I have stashed the gun under the steps already.... the fun part was outright refusing the orders of the officer to put my hands on my head while I keep arguing with everyone on the scene.... after about 12 requests... I was ready to break out laughing because of the total look of frustration on this poor guy's face... the whole time I deny the existance of a gun.
In the second one, I have sexually assaulted a woman in the change room at the gym... they track me down... I comply with their orders, but refuse to disclose my identity or address... they find a knife hidden on me. |
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06-29-2004, 04:43 PM
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Quote:
So there.
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06-29-2004, 05:27 PM
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Sounds like you put on quite the performances HAL.
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06-29-2004, 06:08 PM
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i don't know about a keyboard for a deadly weapon but a mouse being fling around in the air on the end of its Cord my be intimidating.
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06-29-2004, 06:44 PM
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its not hard to put on a performance when you just being yourself.
right hal LOL |
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06-29-2004, 10:32 PM
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Man, that's a long day. So they still let you participate in the training scenario after doing all of that awful stuff? Shame on the system for using criminals for training dummys and then letting them go free.
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06-30-2004, 06:33 PM
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man, that happens to me all the time......
acting that is
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07-02-2004, 02:01 AM
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So the first was assault with a deadly weapon and the second was assault with a friendly weapon
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07-02-2004, 10:51 AM
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Had me worried for a minute there HAL
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