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01-31-2005, 07:56 AM
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Men prefer Guns over Women
Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup. #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
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01-31-2005, 08:01 AM
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Guns aren't nearly as dangerous as women either!
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01-31-2005, 08:32 AM
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nothing scares me more than a angry woman with a gun
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01-31-2005, 09:59 AM
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They're also cheaper, less maintenance, and don't spit out a kid every time you come in contact with them.
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01-31-2005, 10:18 AM
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Rofl! Perhaps a mandatory waiting period on getting married would prevent those "snap" decisions???
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01-31-2005, 11:13 AM
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01-31-2005, 03:14 PM
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My guns don't have headaches, they give them.
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02-01-2005, 12:51 AM
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I would still prefer a woman for reasons I don't need to say!
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02-01-2005, 01:08 AM
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that is subject to change over time
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