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Old 05-22-2001, 10:59 AM   #1
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Question and Answer (in vice versa mode)

A: Don't answer unless you can 'somewhat' back up your statements! Or a wild Jab will do.

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Old 05-22-2001, 05:42 PM   #3
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Old 05-22-2001, 07:35 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2001, 03:32 AM   #9
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Old 05-23-2001, 06:37 AM   #10
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Old 05-23-2001, 02:44 PM   #11
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Old 05-23-2001, 03:06 PM   #12
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Old 05-23-2001, 03:40 PM   #13
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Who's Clinton's successor ?

The TFT of course.
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Q. What do locals call Toto's Fiery Tamales???

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Old 05-23-2001, 08:21 PM   #15
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Q: What is an extraterrestrial race on Star Trek?

A: One time, at Band Camp...
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Old 05-23-2001, 08:39 PM   #17
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I must say if you have "One time at band camp..." in your head...you probably aren't in the 0.1%

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Old 05-23-2001, 10:46 PM   #20
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"One time, at band camp"...is a line from a movie, Doc, hardly a personal statement. I am 100% non-evil woman! LOL

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What did i forget after i jumped out of the plane





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War of the worlds?

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what do girls take off during spring break when drunk...




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Q. What show's theme song started with "A horse is a horse, of course, of course?"

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