Special Classes for Wifey

[Kubie]

You may or may not have seen this before. There are many variations.


Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are
now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

Carl

[M. A. Dockter]

Pretty funny...

To make this technical, I'll add

Computers: How not to destory the boot sector.

[Kubie]

Darn!! I thought the remote qualified.
Carl

[Paul Victorey]

Communication Skills IV: Men Aren't Telepaths, Don't Make Us Try To Guess What's Wrong, Tell Us.

[troysvihl]

Amen to that paul. And to 14, 19, 20.

I've acctually had an arguement with my girlfriend over water retention. She swears it's acctually occuring. (despite the fact that every medical study done to determine so shows there is no such thing)

[audiyoda]

Time Management: how to actually use a clock
Driving a car safely II: Cosmetic application belongs in the home
Computers II: Delete with EXTREME CAUTION
Computers III: Programs are your friends
Paries II: Knowing when your man has had enough
Bathroom Etiquette III: His Razor REALLY is HIS
Electrical I: The light switch moves BOTH ways

-Craig

[HAL9000]

Bathroom Etiquette IV: You ARE capable of putting the toilet seat down.
Bathroom Etiquette V: Returing the toilet seat to the upright position.

[bob]

Bathroom Etiquette V is required in my house.

[SARGE]

She thinks I'm a "genius" when modem connects at 115200

[Kubie]

Sarge, and I'm a genius when the pc still runs.
Carl