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10-31-2005, 05:38 PM
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redneck 911 call
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls onthe ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operatior, "Oh my gawd! Help! My fried just died. He's dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and fllow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!! The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" -L J
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10-31-2005, 05:39 PM
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Wx geek
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Hehe, I've heard that one before
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10-31-2005, 06:16 PM
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lol, same heard it before, but still good
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10-31-2005, 06:58 PM
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lol, nice
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10-31-2005, 07:06 PM
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heard it last year cuzz it was the joke of the year or something like that, and i heard it "two guys were out in the woods" not rednecks. ♣
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