this is so true....(beware, a bit racey, but funny)

[troysvihl]

What exactly are friends for?

First of all, they hang out with us and help enjoy the good times. Second, they help pull us through the hard times that we face in life. And lastly, they introduce us to people we can hook up with.

That is one of the most important and least appreciated functions that friends serve. As far as I'm concerned the mark of a good friend isn't that he or she "was there for me when I needed it most." My best friend is the one who has provided me with the most access to a piece of ass over the last ten years.

Think about your entire history of relationships... Every person you dated long term, short term, prison term, and every random hook-up in between. The vast majority of those relationships were with someone you met through a common friend. Very rarely do you find a couple who met randomly at a bar. Most couples met through a friend, a friend of a friend, or a relative.

The reason most relationships begin this way is what I call the "V4 Principle." "V4" is short for "Vouch For" and it is this reason that the majority of people in America get laid.

Say you're out on a Friday night and you see a cute brunette at the bar. You approach her, make small talk, and attempt to pick her up. To you she's a hottie with dating potential. To her you're just another one of the drunken masses out there trying to score some ass.

Now take the same situation as before, but when you see her at the bar she is talking to your best friend's girlfriend. Now when you approach you're SOMEBODY, as opposed to the NOBODY you were before. The girl at the bar has a reference point for you and your best friend's girlfriend is there to vouch for you "Oh, that's Fred. He's Mike's best friend. They work together at the law firm. He's a real sweetie, and he's sooo cute when he's drunk.

"See how it works? You're the same drunken ass either way, but now you're perceived as charming. So, if friends are largely responsible for our hook-ups, how does one improve his odds? Simple, just use this handy dandy friendship reference guide that follows to determine who you should hang out with more and which friends to discard:

1.) Married Friends - Don't have any. They only hang out with other miserably married couples and they constantly attempt to pull the rest of us into their pit of despair. There is no ass for you here.

2.) Friends Who Work In The Service Industry - Hold on to these. People who work in restaurants, bars, retail, and the like tend to have a plethora of same aged single people to kick it with. They are laid back and don't work until noon, so they're always up for a night out. Also, all hostesses are easy.

3.) Friends Who Do A lot of Drugs - Keepers. Whether you do drugs or not is irrelevant. People who do a lot of drugs tend to hang out with other people who do a lot of drugs... and, chicks who do a lot of drugs tend to be easy.

4.) Religious Friends - No! No! No! All of their friends are usually bible-thumpers as well, and a meeting a group of hot Baptists is like going to your favorite bar without any money. You can look all you want, but you can't have anything.

5.) Strippers - If you have any friends who are strippers, you must contact me immediately. Please let me know where you'll be this weekend...

[troysvihl]

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[kraken]

Latest dating news.
don't mess with the bitch but respect what it is that you are.

The fact is that femalesa want a

[kraken]

Latest dating news.
don't mess with the bitch but respect what it is that YOU are.

The fact is that females want a dude that is sincere in his ways but can move in the region. They want love but wont tell you what it is, love is an appreciation for them and them appreciating you. The grind only happens when the spark between two opposed forces comes to a truce that shines in the heavens forever.

You want her, show her your willingness to go beyond your own bull****. For her to love you well I aint qualified. BUT@!!!!!!!!!

THEY DO and know it when you see it.

[M. A. Dockter]

kraken, you make some good sense after I read your post through 50 times

Sad thing is, most women I've seen want the world given to them with as little work as possible, and they use their feminine powers (vaginia) as a rare commodity to get what they want. You show me a woman that has never, will never, or doesn't currently act in some way like that, and I'll show you the universe in the palm of my hand.

[kraken]

DOK

The vagina has little to do with it.

It is equally the same effect that the penis has.

Women want the man to be himself but complain when he doesn't conform. The man wants a woman who will put out but complain when its not with them.

We all have our own mind, be true to it and you MAY find your dream. If not then screw like a rodent and don't worry about the deficalia.