Are post counts off?

[audiyoda]

I just realized something -- earlier this week I was a few posts shy of 900 -- now I'm down to 866 (now 867 with this post). What gives?

-Craig

[archie]

Nothing unsusual that I'm aware of ... if anyone else thinks there's a problem with the post count, they should mention it in this thread too.

[mairving]

Yoda, we had to dock your pay a little for that 'vacation time' that you took off.

[audiyoda]

Ohhhh sure -- I need that pay to get back on weight

Since they're dockin my pay, someone send over some chips and dip, a full up beef and bean burrito with Xtra cheese, 16" deepdish pizza with sausage, mushrooms, pepperoni, onions, ham and pineapple from Gino's East in Chitown, and any 4 dishes from BD's Mongolian BBQ.

That should get me started on the road to recovery

-Craig

[HAL9000]

Or a heart attack.... geez, now I know why you were hospitalized in the first place

[audiyoda]

Originally posted by HAL9000 Or a heart attack.... geez, now I know why you were hospitalized in the first place

I'm now convinced I was hospitalized because I was trying to loose weight. Never again mi amigo. I'm just going to eat -- I'll listen to my body and stop when I'm no longer hungry, but there will be no more dieting. Sensible eating, sure. Dieting -- NEVER!!!!

The doctors are now fairly sure I picked up that parasite from fruit I purchased at a local health food store. I won't be shopping there any longer either.

-Craig

[HAL9000]

True enough, I have never believed in dieting either, but then again, I could stand to lose a few pounds as well. My biggest two problems being trying to peel my butt out of the chair and let go of that bottle of pop, I drink way too much of that stuff.

[audiyoda]

Originally posted by HAL9000 ....let go of that bottle of pop, I drink way too much of that stuff.

Agreed. I'm definitely a caffine addict -- But I have gotten down to one or two cans of CokaCola a day. Pretty good considering that used to be 1 two liter a day.

Kinda makes me angry -- I used to be a competative bodybuilder until I went back to school. Haven't seen the inside if a gym in years. It's actually a funny image -- high school computer geek that can truley kick your arse. Bodybuilding, black belt in akido and sambo ... then you get old. Don't think I could kick my way out of a paper sack now

-Craig

[HAL9000]

I hear ya Craig. My dad worked for Pepsi for over 35 years, so I practically grew up on the stuff. I'm a 2 litre a day addict.

[glc]

Hal - switch to Sierra Mist or something - cola will give you kidney stones. Been there done that.

[archie]

According to the experts, dieting only slows down the metabolism ... while weight may very well be lost in the short term, it will soon be gained back rather quickly. [I say 'according to the experts' as I'm by no means an icon of ideal physical proportion, being just a tad short for my weight.]
Better yet is to exercise regularly.

[highrisemech]

You got that sick from food at a health food store. I think I'll stick to my burger and fries.

[Hpro]

Yes - GLC sorry to hear that - drinking 48 bottles of Coke .3Litre only Coca Cola no Pepsi) a week let me see that's about ~ 7 bottles a day - if it's hot and here it's always hot .. don't like the litre bottles - no taste...and I'm in for at least 6 BIG .2ltr cups of strong black coffee per day not to forget the smoke of 1 pack a day - I'm in a blending good health at the moment - no overweigth or likewise - I do not drink any alcohol though...(except if I meet some old friends ) this is very seldom so Alcohol level is = 0 (Zero)..