Sad cat's diary is full of woe, humorous despair

[EzyStvy]

Too cute->

Sad cat diary reveals truth about cats

Ze frank has taken time out of sharing true facts about little-known species to expose the depths of despair plumbed in the diary of a sad cat. As we have long suspected, felines feel no warmth or kinship towards their human companions — aka "The Authorities." This diary reads more like desperate lines penned from within a prison where "mad men, devoid of reason" call the shots. No wonder a sad cat's only option is to "sing the song of my people" throughout the night in hopes of being rescued.

[Preston]

Good stuff.