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01-07-2002, 10:28 PM
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The Preacher Man
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WHO is at Fault??
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke 3 packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. *** So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay? 
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01-07-2002, 11:23 PM
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Better Gates than Dok, if you ran him outta here with a lawsuit we'd have nothing in the admin forum to argue with :\
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01-07-2002, 11:29 PM
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LMAO.
Amen to that, Sarge.
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01-07-2002, 11:31 PM
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Yeh Sarge, I can see the headlines now. Man's family sues Bill Gates for causing wrinkled butt. LOL
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01-07-2002, 11:34 PM
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SARGE should we blame Bill for your death, wrinkled butt, or both?
****EDIT*** Looks like Carl beat me to it. 
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01-08-2002, 09:24 PM
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The Preacher Man
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01-09-2002, 08:15 AM
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Sarge
That bull looks dangerous. You wouldn't want that horn on your donkey. Sue the beef farmers. |
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01-09-2002, 10:16 PM
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The Preacher Man
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Bull? That is a Texas Longhorn
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01-10-2002, 01:43 PM
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Sarge - Can you package up that steer's horns and send it to me? My old hood ornament fell off.
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01-15-2002, 04:58 AM
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Philosophical Computing Nutcase
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Bull, longhorn.
You still don,t want it up your ass. |
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01-17-2002, 01:26 AM
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Looks like a yearling to me. Wait til he grows up.
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