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01-15-2002, 04:07 AM
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Windows 2000 Source Code revealed
Windows 2000 Source Code revealed !
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago+(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1999 or 2000 or 2001* #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed); { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); { /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } |
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01-15-2002, 06:13 AM
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That is brilliant!
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01-15-2002, 07:01 PM
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Power in the Box-P4 XEON!
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Morris are you sure or is this a joke ?
Could get you in trouble as you use Microsoft terms there..???
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01-15-2002, 07:05 PM
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LOL, I think that code fits Win98/ME more.
 
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01-15-2002, 07:51 PM
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Shiro Usagi
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01-15-2002, 10:04 PM
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I don't know, I'd say Win2K is pretty stable... XP on the other hand.... We don't need to talk about XP
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01-17-2002, 11:39 AM
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I thought XP was the saviour for Windows users that don't want to run NT or 2000?! Looks like I'll stick to 98 for a while yet.
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01-17-2002, 01:17 PM
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I offer the following revisions:
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago+(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1999 or 2000 or 2001* #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() #exclude "Netscape" #exclude "Mozilla" #exclude "security" else BSOD "random" #include "time" on "time": "security": "exclude" do BSOD #exclude "compete" #include "product activation/invasion" { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { display_resistance_is_futile(); display_purchase_upgrade_system_halted Else do_BSOD_loop display_adding_to_incompatability_list make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed); { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); { /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); goto "sleep" sleep(5); reboot reboot reboot }
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01-17-2002, 05:18 PM
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I think it looks more like windows 9x code LOL
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