|
|||||||
 |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
02-22-2002, 12:44 PM
|
#1 |
|
Member (12 bit)
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: MN or WI
Posts: 3,017
|
Did you hear the one about...
Four men are driving along the highway. One is a mechanical engineer, another is a chemical engineer, the third is an electrical engineer, and the fourth is a Microsoft Certified Systems engineer. The car suddenly sputters and dies.
"Perhaps," said the mechanical engineer, "our engine has broken down." "Maybe," said the chemical engineer, "there is a problem with the additives in our fuel." "Ah," said the electrical engineer, "it could also be a short in the electrical system." After thinking a moment, the MSCE said, "Maybe if we all got out and then got back in?"
__________________
Paul M. Victorey ------------------ I am not responsible for any problems that may arise as a result of following my advice. This includes, but is not limited to, computer failure, loss of data, nuclear war, famine, boils, no clean laundry, your daughter running off with a biker gang, or armageddon. Take my advice at your own risk. |
|
|
|
02-22-2002, 07:16 PM
|
#2 |
|
Premium Member
Join Date: Jun 1999
Posts: 9,231
|
I'd have thought the MCSE would have said "Thats just a feature"
|
|
|
|
|
02-22-2002, 07:20 PM
|
#3 |
|
Member (13 bit)
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Fullerton, CA
Posts: 7,030
|
LOL, that was good.
__________________
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire |
|
|
|
|
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Linear Mode
