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05-03-2002, 12:17 AM
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The Preacher Man
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Fly a Kite??
Have a nice week-end, fellers.
A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times all the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite!" 
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05-03-2002, 12:24 AM
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LOL!
How true, how true!
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05-03-2002, 12:26 AM
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Thanks for the Friday humor Sarge
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05-03-2002, 12:48 AM
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Okay....who's been snoopin' around my house.....
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05-03-2002, 01:18 AM
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05-03-2002, 02:42 AM
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05-03-2002, 02:34 PM
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Thanks Sarge have a nice weekend.
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05-03-2002, 02:47 PM
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HA! Thanks Sarge! Took my mind off of work for a few seconds...needed that today!
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05-04-2002, 05:48 AM
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Not to start a dangerous precedent, but..
What's the downside to a threesome? You could disappoint two women instead of one. |
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05-04-2002, 08:28 AM
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THAT is FUNNY!!
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05-04-2002, 09:46 AM
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My wife has a way to keep me confused in that regard.
Oh well, I still get it once a year whether I need it or not.  Carl |
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05-04-2002, 11:38 AM
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