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05-05-2002, 05:27 PM
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Favourite Graffiti
Following on from the 1-liners.....
In huge letters on a railway bridge near where I used to live in West London, 'Nuclear Waste Fades Your Genes' Chris |
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05-05-2002, 06:58 PM
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On signs posted out front of someones house in my hometown
"Watch out, my neighbor is watching me with cameras!"
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05-07-2002, 10:24 AM
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Location: Strongsville, Ohio
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Great Bathroom Graffiti: On the wall, above the Urinal. "What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand!"
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05-07-2002, 11:00 AM
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Advertising placards above the urinals at our local baseball park:
Grab your next tool at (name of local tool distributor) Sign out front of our local auto radiator repair shop: A great place to take a leak |
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05-07-2002, 12:02 PM
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When I did steel work, this is what was written on the inside of one of the railcars full of steel.
"Pee here, stand clear, shake your d***, and disappear"
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05-07-2002, 02:03 PM
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Location: Canada
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Written on a bathroom wall.
Relax, this is the one place that you actually know what you're doing. |
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05-08-2002, 03:37 AM
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Location: Fribourg, Switzerland
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There's a roadsign somewhere in the UK which directs you to the 'Secret Nuclear Bunker'
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05-08-2002, 03:38 AM
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Or, seen in a public lavatory next to the light switch:
'A light to lighten the genitals' |
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05-08-2002, 05:26 AM
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How about?
Dyslexics untie |
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05-08-2002, 04:21 PM
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Location: Greenville, MS
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Written at the local tavern:
Never trust anything that bleeds 5 days a month and doesn't die. |
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05-08-2002, 04:50 PM
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And then you have ...
(singing) Old MacDonald was dyslexic - O - I - E - I - E |
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05-08-2002, 05:16 PM
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Location: North Pole, Alaska
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Seen on a bumper sticker:
"The voices in my head keep telling me to stay at home and clean the guns." |
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05-08-2002, 08:30 PM
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Hey, you didn't say we could use bumper stickers. I kind of like these three:
I heart my doghead Warning, this car runs over little baby animals (In response to Warning this car brakes for animals Go ahead and honk, I'm reloading |
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05-08-2002, 08:38 PM
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Location: Oregon Coast
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Save the whales
Collect the whole set. |
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05-08-2002, 10:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Now in Phoenix, AZ. Where next? Only 8 states left to see.
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Bumper Stickers:
Lost your cat? Checked under my wheels? Follow any closer and I'll flick a booger iat you. Tell your wife I'll be a bit late. After seeing all the peoples of the earth I came to a conclusion, proof posotive there is no intelligent life on earth. |
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05-08-2002, 10:43 PM
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Bumper Stickers
Horn doesn’t work. Watch for finger!
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05-09-2002, 11:20 PM
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If it has tits or tires, it'll give you trouble....
Bumper sticker on a car (souped up of course) driven by a girl. Go figure |
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