4 Words You Hate To Hear

[dan3223]

1). Uh oh honey, it broke!

[Jenni]

ROFLOL!

[Werewolfdaddy]

When looking at other women, I know from personal experience never to say, "JESUS CHRIST!!!" Jesus better be there.

As far as everything else is concerned, I tell my woman I love her often and in front of my friends. She watches more football than I do. We live 30 feet from her mother's house, but she still calls. My girlfriend dares me to answer the phone with a threatening glare. I don't dare. She's the lush. My girlfriend is cool, but I know better than to act amazed when a beautiful woman walks by, because they are all beautiful.

[doubledragon5]

The two things I hear lately is

1) I'm going to put my rings on that PC, your on it more than me

2) Are you doing your PCMECH thing again.

Have a good mother's day weekend, unfortunitly my wife has to wait aleast until next thursday because the cow ran dry after paying the bills, put she won't be dissapointed because I promised her a nice dinner and some new clothes with my Huuuuuge overtime pay from work.

[casey]

I cannot do it

[Werewolfdaddy]

Originally posted by Kassia 1) I don't get headaches. 2) Move over, I wanna see this game too. 3) How was your day? 4) Don't worry, I'll make up a real good excuse for ya. 5) If you drink too much, call me, I'll pick you up. 6) The right outfit works everytime. 7) Have I gained any more muscle? 8) I never concern myself with that. 9) See #6.

Do you believe in long-distance relationships, Kassia?
I think that you may be the woman of my dreams.

[Carl Price]

Originally posted by SARGE Wear the pants and you won't have problems.

But Sarge, the joke goes like this.

A man and a woman had just married. When they undressed for bed the first night the man threw his pants to the woman and said "wear them"

She said "I can't"

He said "Remember that always"

She pulled off her panties and threw them to the man and said "wear them."

When he tried he couldn't get one leg in them and said "I cant get into them."

She said "With an attitude like your's you never will."

[Mr N8]

Wear the pants and you won't have problems.

ROFL!!!!!
Sarge, telling it like it is!

Nate

[hollywood]

Your Off the Computer

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia 1) I don't get headaches. 2) Move over, I wanna see this game too. 3) How was your day? 4) Don't worry, I'll make up a real good excuse for ya. 5) If you drink too much, call me, I'll pick you up. 6) The right outfit works everytime. 7) Have I gained any more muscle? 8) I never concern myself with that. 9) See #6.

i'm with Nuclear Krusader. that's like perfect.