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Kubie · 05-21-2002, 11:04 PM

Current studies show that 60% more money is spent on womens breast enlargement and Viagra for men then for a cure for Alzeimer's.

Imagine all the women with big hooters and men with big e-------s, and neither one will remember what they're suppose to do with them.

Carl

Sauron · 05-21-2002, 11:22 PM

LOL!

juppy · 05-22-2002, 12:44 AM

LOL! Ya' know Carl, the only thing I worry about is that the guy with Alzheimer's could forget he took the Viagra and take another and another and another......heck, it may be next Christmas before he gets it back to normal!

TimPoet · 05-22-2002, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carlgif

Imagine all the women with big hooters and men with big e-------s, and neither one will remember what they're suppose to do with them.

Carl

ROFLMAO!!

SARGE · 05-22-2002, 01:17 AM

I'm still trying to figure out what that word is!!!!!!!

TimPoet · 05-22-2002, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SARGE

I'm still trying to figure out what that word is!!!!!!!

You mean

e-------s ???

Yeah, me too! What the hell is it?

Streams · 05-22-2002, 02:37 AM

LOL!

Kubie · 05-22-2002, 08:30 AM

E---------s!!

What a man wakes up with most mornings.

Carl

audiyoda · 05-22-2002, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carlgif
What a man wakes up with most mornings.

Carl

A back ache?

-Craig

Kubie · 05-22-2002, 09:09 AM

audiyoda,

In my case, it causes a backache.

Carl

Jenni · 05-22-2002, 11:51 AM

ROFLOL, you guys crack me up.

That reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago (it's clean, I don't tell any other kind).

This old couple was watching TV late one night, and the husband decided he wanted some ice cream. So he asks his wife to go get him some. She says, "You want anything else on it?" So he says, "Yeah, put some chocolate sauce on it." "Anything else?" "Yeah, put some nuts on it too." "Anything else?" "Yeah, put a cherry on top. You better write this down, or you'll forget it."

So she says "No I won't, I'm only walking to the kitchen, I can remember. Ice cream, chocolate sauce, nuts, cherry on top."

He says "Write it down, you're gonna forget it." "NO, I won't, I'm only walking to the kitchen, I can remember."

So she's gone for about 15 minutes, and he hears all this banging and clanging of pots and pans. And she comes back and hands him this big heaping plate full of ham and eggs.

To which he says "See, I told you you'd forget my bacon."

Mr N8 · 05-22-2002, 11:53 AM

LOL!
You know, I just heard a commercial for another one, and I wondered if they were serious or if it was a morning show gag. The stuff is called Pole Vault. I gotta believe this one was made in a college medical lab.

Nate

TimPoet · 05-22-2002, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carlgif

E---------s!!

What a man wakes up with most mornings.

Carl

Oh, I see. Boy, you are thorough, you even left a hyphen for each letter of the word!

SARGE · 05-22-2002, 09:36 PM

I'm still lost.

audiyoda · 05-22-2002, 09:51 PM

I'm with Sarge on this one......

-Craig

whr2206 · 05-22-2002, 09:59 PM

of course you cant be serious...

Kubie · 05-22-2002, 10:07 PM

fellas,
I'm not spelling it out. Risk is to great to get thread locked or worse.
Imagine what Viagra does for men and when it works, you don't remember what you're suppose to do.
Sorry, best I can do.

Carl

bosco · 05-22-2002, 10:31 PM

old dog · 05-22-2002, 10:41 PM

Most people stand "erect" you know. I like the way you think Carl

TimPoet · 05-23-2002, 12:26 AM

I liked playing with the Erector Set game when I was a kid....

M. A. Dockter · 05-23-2002, 06:58 AM

First of all, being it's not slang and he's actually using the word in a proper light, there is no problem, so long as we can talk about the issue as adults while keeping mind we got old ladies, kids, and priests and stuff surfing the forums too.

The word is "erections"

Kubie · 05-23-2002, 07:25 AM

Thanks Dok. I needed that.

Carl

audiyoda · 05-23-2002, 08:40 AM

Well since my wife and I usually deal with that the night before

, I've never had that problem in the morning.

-Craig

SARGE · 05-23-2002, 10:05 AM

I figgered the word was eyeglasses, since that's the first thing I do in the morning.

05-21-2002, 11:04 PM	#1
Kubie Retired Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Modesto,Calif Posts: 4,060	Ain't It A Shame Current studies show that 60% more money is spent on womens breast enlargement and Viagra for men then for a cure for Alzeimer's. Imagine all the women with big hooters and men with big e-------s, and neither one will remember what they're suppose to do with them. Carl

05-22-2002, 01:17 AM	#5
SARGE The Preacher Man Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dallas Posts: 5,165	I'm still trying to figure out what that word is!!!!!!! __________________ "Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out."

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M. A. Dockter Member (13 bit) Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Cedar Rapids, IA Posts: 4,130	First of all, being it's not slang and he's actually using the word in a proper light, there is no problem, so long as we can talk about the issue as adults while keeping mind we got old ladies, kids, and priests and stuff surfing the forums too. The word is "erections" __________________ Matthew A. Dockter Contact me via email

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05-21-2002, 11:22 PM	#2
Sauron Member (10 bit) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: West Virginia, USA Posts: 695	LOL!

05-22-2002, 12:44 AM	#3
juppy Professional Cow Tipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Enid, OK, U.S.A. Posts: 2,873	LOL! Ya' know Carl, the only thing I worry about is that the guy with Alzheimer's could forget he took the Viagra and take another and another and another......heck, it may be next Christmas before he gets it back to normal!

05-22-2002, 02:37 AM	#7
Streams Member (10 bit) Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 921	LOL!

05-22-2002, 08:30 AM	#8
Kubie Retired Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Modesto,Calif Posts: 4,060	E---------s!! What a man wakes up with most mornings. Carl

05-22-2002, 09:09 AM	#10
Kubie Retired Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Modesto,Calif Posts: 4,060	audiyoda, In my case, it causes a backache. Carl

05-22-2002, 11:51 AM	#11
Jenni PC Tinkerer Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Long Beach, Mississippi Posts: 2,090	ROFLOL, you guys crack me up. That reminds me of a joke I heard a long time ago (it's clean, I don't tell any other kind). This old couple was watching TV late one night, and the husband decided he wanted some ice cream. So he asks his wife to go get him some. She says, "You want anything else on it?" So he says, "Yeah, put some chocolate sauce on it." "Anything else?" "Yeah, put some nuts on it too." "Anything else?" "Yeah, put a cherry on top. You better write this down, or you'll forget it." So she says "No I won't, I'm only walking to the kitchen, I can remember. Ice cream, chocolate sauce, nuts, cherry on top." He says "Write it down, you're gonna forget it." "NO, I won't, I'm only walking to the kitchen, I can remember." So she's gone for about 15 minutes, and he hears all this banging and clanging of pots and pans. And she comes back and hands him this big heaping plate full of ham and eggs. To which he says "See, I told you you'd forget my bacon."

05-22-2002, 11:53 AM	#12
Mr N8 Member (12 bit) Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 2,094	LOL! You know, I just heard a commercial for another one, and I wondered if they were serious or if it was a morning show gag. The stuff is called Pole Vault. I gotta believe this one was made in a college medical lab. Nate

05-22-2002, 09:36 PM	#14
SARGE The Preacher Man Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dallas Posts: 5,165	I'm still lost.

05-22-2002, 09:51 PM	#15
audiyoda Banned Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: East of Lake Michigan -- West of Lake Huron -- South of Lake Superior and North of civilization. Posts: 2,219	I'm with Sarge on this one...... -Craig

05-22-2002, 09:59 PM	#16
whr2206 Member (11 bit) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Guangdong Province, China Posts: 1,313	of course you cant be serious...

05-22-2002, 10:07 PM	#17
Kubie Retired Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Modesto,Calif Posts: 4,060	fellas, I'm not spelling it out. Risk is to great to get thread locked or worse. Imagine what Viagra does for men and when it works, you don't remember what you're suppose to do. Sorry, best I can do. Carl

05-22-2002, 10:31 PM	#18
bosco Member (10 bit) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 706

05-22-2002, 10:41 PM	#19
old dog Member (9 bit) Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Macon, Georgia Posts: 287	Most people stand "erect" you know. I like the way you think Carl

05-23-2002, 12:26 AM	#20
TimPoet digitally confused Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,303	I liked playing with the Erector Set game when I was a kid....

05-23-2002, 07:25 AM	#22
Kubie Retired Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Modesto,Calif Posts: 4,060	Thanks Dok. I needed that. Carl

05-23-2002, 08:40 AM	#23
audiyoda Banned Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: East of Lake Michigan -- West of Lake Huron -- South of Lake Superior and North of civilization. Posts: 2,219	Well since my wife and I usually deal with that the night before , I've never had that problem in the morning. -Craig

05-23-2002, 10:05 AM	#24
SARGE The Preacher Man Premium Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dallas Posts: 5,165	I figgered the word was eyeglasses, since that's the first thing I do in the morning.

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